It's a new season and a new dawn for Hull because they've changed their name

They're now Hull City Tigers and things are never going to be the same

What about the other teams in the premier league?

What could we rename them to make their names a bit more sexy?

arsenal that is boring they can be north london guns

aston villa's so vanilla, how about Claret Villains anyone?

cardiff have done our job for us, they're now the red dragons

for chelsea it is simple they will be the special ones

Crystal Palace sounds like a night club they can be South London Eagles

Everton can be Merseyside Blues - that sounds a bit more regal

Fulham thanks to Shahid Khan will be the Riverside Tashes

Hull we've covered so to Liverpool - The Liverbirds, rising from the ashes

Man City are so rich the should be the Sky Blue Aristocrats

Across the city to United, they're the Red Fergies, and that's that

At Newcastle everyones French, lets call them les Rostbif

Norwich's biggest fan is Stephen Fry they can be the Yellow Tweets

Southampton are already called the Saints we'll let them be

Stoke are called the Potters, let's add to that the prefix Harry

Sunderland are Black Cats but that makes me feel superstitious

Swansea like to be the Swans, but Killer Swans, that sounds much more vicous

Spurs are Spurs thats fine, and West Brom will be Brom Jovi

That leaves West Ham that's simple, they will be the Iron Cockneys!

Now they've all got American names Hull wont feel so stupid

Well except when they're relegated and back in the Championship